MFC | Auskick Facilitators

Are you a dab hand at herding cats? Do you love nothing more than an unexpected punch to the knee / bum / groin?

Do you love being a hero worshipped by tiny human beings?

Tick, tick, and tick? This is totally going to float your boat.

We need a crew to administer the Mitcham Football Club Auskickers. We've worked out that it's too much for one person of sound mind, so we're looking for a crew of around 4-6 to show our kinder to Grade 2 tiger cubs the time of their lives for one hour on a Friday night.

As the junior president says, our Auskickers are the embryo of this footy club. Yep. We thought it sounded weird, too, when he said it. But he may be on to something, and we all know what he means.

We refuse to give you the "clubs can't survive without the help of volunteers" sob story, but we must mention that the bar is open on Friday after you've finished. We'll get Tequila. You might need it.

Be a sport and register your interest via the link below.

High fives and bum taps,

Anita Atherton | EVENTS | mitchamfcevents@gmail.com